wordsofdiana:

1. Easter is the best holiday to write memes/jokes about because it’s a 4 day holiday so the jokes can be circulated longer, as opposed to say, Hallowe’en where you really only get one day out of them.

2. Tumblr posts do better when posted late at night.

3. Facebook posts do…

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(via ruinedchildhood)

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Splash & Dash

(via fingerblastbeat)

herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

(via hype-and-mediocrity)

college should be $25

Her eyes are dead. 100% acting. Sweet. Her eyes are dead. 100% acting. Sweet. Her eyes are dead. 100% acting. Sweet. Her eyes are dead. 100% acting. Sweet.

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

(via sergeantd)